What would you say if you, a florist, got caught half-naked behind the curtains holding a cucumber? Or if you, an electrician, are found under the bed, covered in oil, and bound with fluffy handcuffs?

In this raunchy, sex-positive card game, each round has one dealer and two to seven additional players. The dealer comes home to discover a host of random characters in all sorts of shocking positions that lead them to believe their partner is cheating The players start each round with an identity, location, and physical state card and have to come up with a narrative to explain themselves and not get caught in the act. For an extra layer of fun, the dealer and other players give players item cards that they have to seamlessly weave into their story. Good luck explaining that massage oil and feather tickler

Warning: total hilarity may ensue.